(Source: sweetkrissy82, via allisonshoe)
“I feel like sometimes I’m in my own little world and you’re always next to me and I don’t know how you do it but you understand me.”
They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish…. then he’s got to get a fishing license, but he doesn’t have any money. So he’s got to get a job and pay taxes, and now you’re gonna audit the poor cocksucker because he’s not good with math.
So they’ll pull the IRS van up to your house and take all your shit. And you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, but you couldn’t ever cook the fish because you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the Health Dept. is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where you are going to dump the scales and guts. And ladies and gentlemen, if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, it’s not even legal to kill yourself.
- Doug Stanhope
Moving to the woods. Be back later.
(Source: the-monster-and-the-lady, via morningjacket)
And a 4.1 earthquake this morning!
Best 24 hours ever.
The fuck? I didn’t feel either of these earthquakes I keep hearing about….
(via -circa)
(via justbackgroundnoise)
Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’
- Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
- Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
- Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
- Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
(Source: crystalground, via morningjacket)
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